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12 Wild Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

One happy fanbase in the State of Hockey

On the second day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

(Only) Two goals allowed 

On the third day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Three Finns finessing

On the fourth day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Four lines rolling

On the fifth day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Five Dubnyk shutouts

On the sixth day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Six Scandy slappers

On the seventh day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Seven Stewie sprints

On the eight day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Eight Gaber takedowns

On the ninth day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Nine Straight wins

On the tenth day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

A ten game poinstreak 

On the eleventh day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Eleven Mikko meanmugs

On the 12th day of Christmas Bruce Boudreau gave to me

Twelve Western teams behind

Vikings Defense Purple Reign of Terror


14 Things to do Instead of Watching a Twins Game



As you probably could've guessed, due to recent history, the Twins are once again a hot, stinking pile of failure. Their season is almost like a train wreck that you can't look away from, in fear of missing something epically awful, but if you're not into that sort of thing.. Here's 14 equally enjoyable alternatives to watching a twins game.


1.) Listen to Packers fans chant "Go pack, go" on repeat in your car everywhere you go, for a week.

2.) Feed your grandparents bath salts

3.) Attend a Nickelback concert

4.) Dress as an adult baby in public for an entire day

5.) Listen to an entire Jehovah witness speak without interruption 

6.) Watch 'Wide Left' on repeat for 3 hours

7.) Eat gas station sushi for lunch 

8.) French kiss a lady Packer fan 

9.) Listen to Donald Trump audio clips for 3 hours 

10.)  Watch every Adam Sandler movie back to back

11.) Dip your genitals in a fire ant mound

12.) Purposely contract swine flu 

13.) Rinse your eyes out with Fireball whisky 

14.) Stand in front of a Shea Weber slap shot, with no padding.


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